Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

Demonic Mnemonics

Had another one of those sleepless nights when the mind hosts open house for anything that cares to drop by and like the guest who just won’t leave, what dropped by also outstayed its welcome. And all because a change of car prompted a search for a mnemonic for the number plate MKU.

men’s kinky underwear
marriage knot untied
my kleptomaniac uncle
man’s known universe
meningitis kills us
mouldy kitchen unit
manic knife user
mad king usurper
my kitchen’s unclean
no no, Madge’s kitchen’s unclean
money’s kinda useful
memory’s kinda useless
magic kid’s umbrella
Mr Kipling understands
minty kit-kats underwhelm
midget killer unmasked
monkey keeper unhinged
mangled kitty’s urt

That's not much to show for a shift that lasted from 4 til 7am but I'm sure it's enough for you and I hope it'll be enough for me to remember the number plate, so don’t feel you have to send in more suggestions.

Comments:
Very nice;)
 
Brilliant.
How about,
Mum's kinda unwell?
 
that sounds a bit sinister - like something out of the Joan Crawford biography 'Mommy Dearest'
 
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