Tuesday, March 24, 2009

 

A quiz for you

Which one of the following will get you into the least trouble with the catholic church?

a) striking the pope with a custard pie
b) raping and making your nine year old stepdaughter pregnant
c) procuring or carrying out an abortion of the twins that result from that rape.

Yes, the answer’s b). For that you’ll be expected to recite some Hail Marys. The other two will get you excommunicated.

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